A Perfect Characterization of My Life in 2009

I vaguely remember clicking through the entry form on the Borders Books website.  I didn't attribute much significance to it and had completely forgotten entering the contest.  It was, I believe, one of those late night responses that sneak up on you when your resistance is low and you'd probably buy all manner of things if the right salesperson had access to you at that time of night..  So I was surprised to learn that I won this Argyle Sweater contest and am now part of comic history (I think I already was, but now it is formal.).  Are you listening universe?  It is time to shift Gigi's fate and fortune to the positive side!